rachel speaks
Monday, March 10, 2008
Goober with a Golf Club
Did you hear the story about the pro golfer who killed a red-shouldered hawk for making noise while he (the jerk, not the bird) was doing a segment for some golf show?Idiot with an iron? Weiner with a wood? Dumb f*ck?
According to the news, the bird was making too much noise and interfering with the taping, so this moron named Tripp something-or-other began hitting balls at him. On about the tenth swing, he hit the hawk, which fell from the tree and, very soon after, died.
Too bad one of the multiple witnesses didn't take that club from ol' Tripp and beat the shit out of him with it.
